Every day, hundreds of laws are passed in this country. Sometimes they make sense, and sometimes they don’t. Regardless of how you feel politically, this list of 25 crazy state laws will make you LOL. If you’re looking for more crazy laws, check out where I got these laws from at http://www.dumblaws.com . It [...]
Actual Announcements from Church Bulletins • Coming Up—Theological Open House. We discuss thought-provoking topics. Your opinions are hardly welcome. • All singles are invited to join us Friday at 7 p.m. for the annula Christmas Sing-alone." • Thursday night – potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. • Remember in prayer the many who [...]
What if Target Operated Like a Church? Instead of having men’s and women’s clothing departments, they would be called clever names like Impact and Embrace that are completely meaningless to new shoppers. Each department in the store would have its own logo to go with their clever name. And, of course, all those logos [...]
He Was First! A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while [...]
The Top 10 Reasons Why The Average Christian Can’t Play Baseball 10. Doesn’t practice all week, but expects to start on game day. 9. Gets upset when every ball that’s hit doesn’t come directly to him. 8. Never swings at a pitch because, “this pitcher doesn’t throw like the last pitcher. The game’s just [...]
A preacher, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd’s attention, said, “The best years of my life were spent in the [...]
No one get offended, its all in fun… How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? One, since his/her hands are in the air anyway. How many Calvinists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on. How many Brethren does it take [...]
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