Stuff Jesus Wouldn’t Say at Youth Group
Inspired by a friend’s rather interesting twitter feed, “Stuff Jesus Wouldn’t Say” (@stuffJesusXsay), I give you 10 things he wouldn’t say at Youth Group…
Hey, lets only hang out with the cool kids!
I really hope this youth minister is young and hip…
I can’t wait to play the game that makes a victim out of someone!
I’m glad there aren’t any of of those non Christians here today
Hey, lets all pretend everything is ok by putting on our happy faces!
Prayer time? When it gets around to me, I’m just going to squeeze your hand to pass, ok?
Youth group? I thought this was where you babysat the teens…
Watch me turn water into Mountain Dew!
Parents? Haha, no one needs to listen to those old fogies.
Don’t worry guys, you don’t really have to get to know me…
What are some things you don’t think Jesus would say at your youth group?
Tags: Jesus, Youth Group, Sayings, Humor
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